"...also, I need you to do me a big favor, I need you to send me some condoms. but not just any condoms, I need you to get this specific brand and size, because they are perfect for my dick. I know this sounds like a joke, but from one man who hates condoms to another, I think you can understand. The brand is "ONE" and the specific type is called "bigger" If you go to any sex shop pretty much they will have them, or jsut google some place to see who carries them. "ONE bigger" Thanks man. hope everything is good at teh snakelounge. what is up with the website man?"